the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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