im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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