OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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