How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
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