...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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