Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
My ass is underappreciated
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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