Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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