I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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