I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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