we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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