Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I need a burrito and a hug.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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