So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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