I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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