i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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