Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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