Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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