so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
She's not a foreskin expert like you
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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