Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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