Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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