Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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