Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
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