you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Best friends brother. Beat that.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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