actually, I'm a sock model
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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