Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
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