so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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