She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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