Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
seriously i just wanna be friends
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Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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