U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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