the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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