I like to think it a success when the cops are called
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
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