i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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