Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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