bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
you made out with another girl for some wings
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
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