pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
She's JV to your varsity
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
You can make out without kissing
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