They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Randomize