why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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