My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Randomize
