Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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