I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
she told me i tasted like america
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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