Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
Randomize
