Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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