it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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