oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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