so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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