This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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