And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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