Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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