I got chris browned last night
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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