i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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