her vagine was all disorganized.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
is this the sara with the beer cane?
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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