they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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