Non-Jews are for practice
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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