I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Barsexuality is the new black.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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