Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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