i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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