so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
The adults are the big ones right?
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Randomize
