Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
So much rum. So many feels.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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