i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
Acid is not a monday night drug
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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