are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
Randomize
