He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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